Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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