absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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