There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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