Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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