real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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