chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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