All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize