Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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