there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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