i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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