And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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