i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
