As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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