it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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