She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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