so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
i think i just lost a toe
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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