Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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