what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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