dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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