You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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