I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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