For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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