i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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