At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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