are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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