Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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