So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize
