sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
