Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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