I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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