North Korea, Best Korea!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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