If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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