im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Panties = found
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize