How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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