talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just googled if crying burns calories
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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