He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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