8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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