Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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