So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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