We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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