we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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