Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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