Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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