Dual....:-)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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