This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Randomize
