Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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