Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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