Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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