when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We are all done wearing pants today
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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