3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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