Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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