He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Text me some of your sweat
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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