Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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